August 2011
1 post
“I have a foreboding of an America in my children’s or grandchildren’s time—when...”
– Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World (via kevinkearney)
March 2011
3 posts
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EAU DE LANDO
http://dealbreaker.com/2011/03/former-guns-n-roses-bassist-starts-wealth-management-firm-for-rock-stars/
How to Date a Lawyer →
eHow: the number one humor site on this here internets.
“Explore the world of law by dating a lawyer. Discover where the legal crowd relaxes and finding an available attorney will soon follow. Note the differences between big law firm lawyers and prosecutors, judges and defense attorneys. Choose the type of lawyer who represents your interests. Remember, lawyers are different than the rest...
February 2011
4 posts
January 2011
3 posts
Hope Met Opera casting catches a Knicks game; announcer’s “Three Point Goal, Danilo Gallinari” is a perfect Turandot audition.
RT @TheOnion: Study: Family History Of Alcoholism Raises Risk Of One-Man Show http://onion.com/i8wtHT
“Counsel me, O ferryman Hillman! For whom have my arms labored, Hillman!” The Epic of Gil Meche endeth.
December 2010
14 posts
You can either have total privacy or be relevant. Choose, I guess. Either way everyone loses.
RT @williamfleitch: Having postgame cigarette outside Garden. Guy asked me if Knicks won. I shook my head. He said, “Really?” All you ne …
The melting pot don’t melt it seems … #nytcensus http://t.co/3N5v2Sv
“You should be a writer for Jay Leno” - compliment from a grandmother, scathing insult from a comedian
RT @RuBhatt: so, on twitter, Retweet is the equivalent of “like,” yes?
RT @DRUNKHULK: FOX NEWS WANT AUSTRALIAN CHARGE WITH TREASON AGAINST U.S.! OKAY! NOW GO ARREST ALL ENGLAND FOR DRIVE ON WRONG SIDE OF ROAD!
I do things to fix the shoe #nearvana
With the lysol, it’s less dangerous #nearvana
Mello Yello well-o don’t have a gun #nearvana
Hey. Wait. I’ve got menudo plates. #nearvana
Blackboard Savanna #incrementedsequels
Dessert for Schmucks #incrementedsequels
The Witches of Eastsoutheastwick #incrementedsequels
July 2010
2 posts
chamberlain:
Genesis vs. Katy Perry - “Invisible...
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June 2010
1 post
you Ess see = eff all this →
“And the legacies of two USC heroes — Bush and Pete “Cut and Run” Carroll — were significantly tainted as well.” Really? I could give a tinker’s cuss for USC, but, were they? From where I sit, the NCAA is still that most mythical of creatures: the snow-white hypocrite, the flawess sinner. Milk these kids for money, cash in on their labors (screw...
May 2010
1 post
ancient mystery remains unanswered
No results found for “congratulations martha blake julia born july 19th”. Bummer.
April 2010
7 posts
Effective immediately
This tumblr is being repurposed and will be awesome. Most people probably will not notice the change, because most people do not know that this tumblr exists and I update it slightly less often than I scratch my corneas. Seriously, my eyes are shot to hell.
Thank you for your continued support (?)
Feche la vache.
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is likely a social outcast
March 2010
3 posts
a grammar: unsung heroes of healthcare reform,... →
This morning, for reasons that are PERSONAL and MINE,* I wound up watching “I, Borg,” the 1992 episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation in which the crew picks up a wounded Borg and nurses him back to health. Also they name him Hugh, he becomes friends with Geordi, and over the course of…
Bachmannster →
How does one not sound like a super-scary crazy monster person from hell when railing against something called the “Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act?”
RT @common_squirrel: scratch
February 2010
1 post
January 2010
1 post
“America’s dumbest and most racist citizens finally found a cause they could all...”
– The 50 Most Loathsome Americans, 2009 | The Beast
December 2009
5 posts
RT @god: Violence is not always the answer! You can often achieve your objective with passive aggression.
RT @bostonphoenix: Questioning the Legality of Straight Marriage - This Just In - Boston Phoenix http://bit.ly/5jsbNF
RT @huffingtonpost Emma Ruby-Sachs: Straight Brooklyn Couple Applies to Annul Marriage Because Gay Marriage Still No… http://bit.ly/5f9TQU
Somebody get Lady GaGa to do “By the Time I get to Albany.”
RT @danRivoli: Sen Onorato, who represents a growing LBGT district in Astoria Queens voted no. Likely to be brought up in a primary #NYM …
November 2009
4 posts
I supported Flip Flop Foundation, Inc. by voting for them to win $25k with #chasegiving. Please fan, vote, and RT! http://bit.ly/2LflBa
RT @awl How To Cook A Fucking Steak | The Awl http://bit.ly/8Vbpye
roll roll roll, rocket roll roll roll roll… there aren’t nearly enough #Zolar-X tweets out there.