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Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:25:34 -0500

RT @awl How To Cook A Fucking Steak | The Awl http://bit.ly/8Vbpye

roll roll roll, rocket roll roll roll roll… there aren’t nearly enough #Zolar-X tweets...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:03:48 -0500

roll roll roll, rocket roll roll roll roll… there aren’t nearly enough #Zolar-X tweets out there.

thank god for trending topics, otherwise I’d never know what month it is.

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:34:26 -0400

thank god for trending topics, otherwise I’d never know what month it is.

http://twitpic.com/hrp03 - WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 00:57:21 -0400

http://twitpic.com/hrp03 - WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS

tweet 100, still have yet to actually, ya know, SAY anything

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:34:27 -0400

tweet 100, still have yet to actually, ya know, SAY anything

Finally, the solution I have been praying for- the spanish moss...

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 17:02:37 -0400

Finally, the solution I have been praying for- the spanish moss beard!

how to make ice - Google Search

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 15:57:33 -0400

how to make ice - Google Search:

i am fairly certain that this has put me on some montanan sheriff’s watchlist. no, google, i do not want to make “ice,” i want to make ICE, like, you know, frozen water, but how do i froze it

BEBOT BEBOT inothernews: Your Daily Spencer.

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:37:23 -0400

BEBOT BEBOT

inothernews:

Your Daily Spencer.

hells yes

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 13:39:21 -0400

hells yes

It's

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 14:57:15 -0500

Six o’clock - TV hour. Don’t get caught in foreign towers. Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn. Lock it in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down. Watch your heel crush, crushed, uh-oh, this means no fear, cavalier, renegade, steer clear. A tournament, tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.

..the end of the world as we know it.

"if your greatest accomplishment is not getting laid off, they’ll get you next time"

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 10:32:57 -0500

“if your greatest accomplishment is not getting laid off, they’ll get you next time”

Just once, I’d like to see Hoda Kotb and Gwen Ifill...

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 13:13:10 -0500

Just once, I’d like to see Hoda Kotb and Gwen Ifill recreate the end of this sketch.

Sneeze!

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 14:26:08 -0500

Sneeze!:

Fun little game, easy at first but ramps up the difficulty by level 7.

OK, seriously- how the hell did the MSG network screw this one...

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 10:08:54 -0500

OK, seriously- how the hell did the MSG network screw this one up?

Oxi Clean Remix (via Gameghoul) Holly carp my brians si metlng.

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 13:00:36 -0500

Oxi Clean Remix (via Gameghoul)

Holly carp my brians si metlng.

cvxn: baconbaconbacon: “Bacon Genie” claims it will cook bacon...

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 11:56:59 -0500

cvxn:

baconbaconbacon:

“Bacon Genie” claims it will cook bacon without the mess

But the mess is part of the whole experience!

Hong Kong ‘97! I’m not 100%, but I’m fairly...

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 11:54:19 -0500

Hong Kong ‘97! I’m not 100%, but I’m fairly certain this is exactly how events played out.

Super happy what the hell does this do? time!

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:42:46 -0500

Super happy what the hell does this do? time!

For Steadman style, would not Gonzo have been the more...

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 13:02:38 -0500

For Steadman style, would not Gonzo have been the more appropriate choice?

"He told The Daily Telegraph: “The log had been moved onto the line in darkness, by one or two..."

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:59:51 -0500

“He told The Daily Telegraph: “The log had been moved onto the line in darkness, by one or two people who had prior knowledge of the area,” he said. “Vandals couldn’t have been involved because there’s no pub nearby, so you couldn’t put it down to hoodlum behaviour. It was pre-planned.””

- Queen and Prince Philip were ‘victims’ of Australian assassination attempt - Telegraph